Criminale! F Animate Tokuten
The Mafia’s Day Off (Gerardo & Lucia)
Gerardo: Inside the weapons storage room at Amphisbaena’s headquarters.
Lucia: Hey, Gerardo. Can’t you do something about this already?
Gerardo: I’m doing my best to think about it.
Anyway, don’t make so much noise right next to my ear! It’s annoying.
Lucia: I’m the one who feels annoyed. Of all the places it could have been, it had to be this dusty one.
Gerardo: You were the one who asked me to lend you the key to the weapons storage room because you wanted something, Lucia!
Lucia: Ah~ I can’t hear you~
Gerardo: Quit messing around and think of something!
What are you going to do about this?
Lucia: My left hand and your right hand are chained together. That’s impossible.
I wonder if it’ll turn out to be a dream if I go to sleep.
Gerardo: I wish that were true. This would even be too much for a nightmare.
Anyway… Don’t we have too many accidents with handcuffs?
Gerardo: Definitely. How many times has it been now?
Lucia: How about you try counting? I can’t be bothered, so I’ll leave it to you.
Gerardo: How did this even happen in the first place?
Lucia: Everything started when we entered the weapons storage room together…
Inside the weapons storage room at Amphisbaena’s headquarters. Two hours ago.
Gerardo: Come on. Hurry up and finish what you need to do.
This place is normally off-limits, you know.
Lucia: I’m following the right procedure, so that doesn’t matter!
I just wanted to see if there were any new daggers.
Gerardo: I don’t know anything about that kind of weapon.
Do daggers get worn out?
Lucia: Much more than guns do.
They get blunt.
I don’t pick up every knife I throw either.
Hey… What’s something like this doing here?
Gerardo: Ah… Handcuffs, hmm?
Well… They’re good for restraining people when we take a few prisoners.
It’s better to have them just in case.
Lucia: I don’t want to see any handcuffs again though.
Take this box, Gerardo.
Gerardo: Don’t throw it!
Lucia: Ah… Sorry.
But… Why couldn’t you catch something like that, Gerardo?
Gerardo: It was your fault for throwing it.
Come on, help me clean it up. Everything’s all over the floor.
Lucia: You’re asking too much! I’m busy looking for a dagger right now.
You’re not doing anything, are you?
Ah. I found the daggers.
Oh… There aren’t any good ones here.
Lucia: You’re the Father, so you should make an effort to collect all weapons equally.
Lucia: Never mind, I’ll buy some daggers myself.
I’ll claim the money back as an expense.
Hey… What are you doing?
Gerardo: That should be obvious.
I tried to tidy up the handcuffs and they clicked shut.
Lucia: Huh? How can the Father do something like that?
Gerardo: Isn’t there a key near the box the handcuffs were in?
Lucia: There’s no key here. Isn’t it in the box?
Gerardo: In the box, hmm? It doesn’t look like it…
Lucia: Let me see. I might be able to force them open with a dagger.
Gerardo: That’s impossible. We don’t have anything cheap like that here.
Lucia: Cheap handcuffs…? There must be more important equipment to worry about.
Gerardo: By the way… You…
Lucia: What’s with these handcuffs?! Why are they locked around my wrist?!
Gerardo: Ah… It’ll be fine as long as there’s a key.
We’ll be able to get the handcuffs off easily if we have a key.
Lucia: Why were the handcuffs left around without a key anyway?
Gerardo: I don’t know.
Anyway, as the Father, I’ve decided that handcuffs won’t be allowed in Amphisbaena from now on. Let’s make sure that happens.
Gerardo: Some time later. Inside the weapons storage room at Amphisbaena.
Lucia: How long has it been now?
Gerardo: About two hours.
Lucia: We haven’t made any progress since then?
I’m seriously feeling depressed.
Gerardo: I feel the same way.
If you want some other handcuffs, then I’ve found plenty more.
Lucia: Just how many do we have?!
Gerardo: I was joking. Don’t get so angry!
Hmm? This is…
Lucia: Did you find the key? Thank goodness.
I’ve got something to do later. Could you hurry up and take the handcuffs off?
Gerardo: It’s a one euro coin.
What is it doing here?
This is why the accounts don’t add up. Jeez.
Lucia: Hey! Finding something like that won’t be any help!
Gerardo: I suppose I don’t have a choice. I’m going to give you this one euro coin.
Lucia: I don’t want it! Were you listening to me? I said I’ve got something to do!
Gerardo: I’ve got something important to do too!
I can’t waste my time here.
Give me back that one euro coin then.
Lucia: No way. You gave it to me, so it’s mine!
Gerardo: Give it back.
Lucia: No way.
Gerardo: Give it back!
Lucia: No way!
Lucia & Gerardo: Ah…
Gerardo: Where’d it go?
Lucia: In the space between those shelves…
Gerardo: I can’t reach it.
Lucia: You’re right.
Gerardo: Stay calm.
We won’t be able to get the handcuffs off like this. I’ve got to get out of this situation quickly and fulfil my promise.
Lucia: What a coincidence. I’ve got a very important promise too.
I wouldn’t have hesitated to kill if you weren’t the Father.
Gerardo: As the Father, I’m happy to have such a considerate ally.
Lucia: Well, of course I was joking about killing anyone.
It’d be fine as long as your hand was separated from the rest of your body.
Gerardo: Okay, okay. I’m tired of responding to your jokes already.
Anyway… Are you sure there isn’t anything we can do?
You can open the locks with one of those knives, right?
Lucia: You use those on normal doors. They won’t fit in such a small lock.
Gerardo: There’s nothing we can do then.
It’ll take 48 hours to get another key.
Lucia: Your brain is like gelato again! I think there’s a problem with you saying we’ll be able to get another key after 48 hours! Aren’t you just trying to get in the way of my important appointment?
Gerardo: I’m not! I’ve got an important appointment too. It’s just as important to me as Amphisbaena.
Lucia: I’ve got an important arrangement I need to carry out, even if it means killing ten people!
I can’t stay here wasting time.
Gerardo: Huh? Just ten people?
It’s nothing compared to my arrangement then.
Lucia: O-One hundred! Not even killing one hundred people would be enough!
Gerardo: Hmph. How many people do you think there are in Amphisbaena?
My arrangement is important enough for me to give all of them up.
Lucia: Don’t sell out all your subordinates! You’re the Father, aren’t you?
Anyway, it’s an important arrangement! I don’t have time to be talking to you like this!
Gerardo: The same goes for me!
Every minute is important! I won’t make it in time to that arrangement without the key.
In other words…
Lucia: You should have done that from the beginning.
Cut off your arm and cut open your noisy mouth.
Gerardo: That’s exactly how it is.
I’m going to fill you with bullets and shoot off your arm.
Lucia: Sorry, but I’ll do anything, no matter what it takes.
It really is an important arrangement, you see.
It’s unfortunate that you ended up handcuffed to me.
Gerardo: Us men both have something we can’t give up.
Let’s settle this, Lucia!
Lucia: Huh? What are you doing here?
Gerardo: What happened? Why do you look so angry?
Lucia: It’s not like that! I wasn’t messing around!
I was just about to go and meet you…
Gerardo: These…? As you can see, they’re handcuffs.
No… I wasn’t messing around!
Lucia: That’s right! We ended up in handcuffs and we were pointing our weapons at each other, but it’s not like we were messing around!
Gerardo: Exactly! It’s just as Lucia said!
Lucia: Hey, Gerardo… Your arrangement was…
Lucia… Your arrangement was also…
Lucia: Then… Weren’t you just going to be carrying stuff?!
Why’d you say you’d give up everyone in Amphisbaena for that?!
Gerardo: You can’t really say anything either!
Lucia: Hmm? That’s…
Gerardo: That’s… The key to the handcuffs, isn’t it?
You’re amazing! It’s only natural that Father’s daughter would find it as soon as she arrived!
Lucia: Give me that key.
Then I’ll carry your things, or do anything else you want…
Gerardo: Eh? Did you just say no?
Lucia: Wait a minute!
I don’t know about Gerardo, but I was desperately trying to find the key so I could go and meet you.
Gerardo: What do you mean by that?!
I was looking for the key so I could keep my promise to you!
Lucia: You were saying crazy and unrealistic stuff, weren’t you?
Gerardo: For starters, it was your fault for throwing the box with the handcuffs in it!
Lucia: You were the one who got caught in the handcuffs! I just got dragged into this!
Gerardo: Huh? Then give me back that one euro coin!
Lucia: The one euro coin has nothing to do with this!
You… Are you angry?
Gerardo: Calm down! It’s not like we forgot about you!
We were trying our best to make sure it didn’t seem like that!
Lucia: That’s right! So take off the handcuffs and we’ll start over.
Gerardo: I’m sorry about what happened to our arrangement. I’m sorry, so give us the key.
Lucia: Hey… Let’s go and have something delicious to eat!
Gerardo and I will pay for it! So don’t be angry!
Gerardo: The key…
Lucia: What should we do, Gerardo?
Gerardo: We’ll have to run after her and apologise!
Do you want us to be chained together forever?!
Lucia: No way!
Gerardo: You idiot! Don’t run wherever you like when we’re handcuffed together!
Lucia: You were the one who said we should run after her! Follow me!